Judgy judgy judgmental

Musing on my drive into work the other day; it's where I do my best thinking... 

I would say I was a kind, considerate, wonderful driver.  I happily let in one or two cars most mornings, sometimes even three (the car behind would usually get the hump on three tbh).  I smile and wave and am generally a pleasure to have on the road... This week, on a particular tricky junction I let my usual amount of cars in, thinking as per... what a wonderful person I am... when I noticed the car I'd let in had a daft private plate... I thought to myself... 'Well if I'd know that car had a private plate, I would never have let in it'... I got bad vibes about it all the way to work, by the time I arrived at the car park; it went off me, but I realised OMG could I be a tad judgemental... Seems I am... Cue list of things where I might make a preconceived judgement and might not warm to you as much as I should, I am a bad person... 

1. People who say 'hump-day' instead of Wednesday.... it makes my insides cringe, come on there is still two working days left to weekend... 

2. People who wait and loiter in car parks for places, grrr you're holding the traffic, there is plenty of room in the Traf C for everyone, get over to the temporary car park you lazy sod! 

3. Daily Mail readers, well actually, I feel I have to say that, all tabloids are a bit crap and daft-sensational, so all tabloid newspapers readers actually, in fact, scrap that, people who refer to the Daily Mail as the 'Daily Fail'. 

4. Those that wear really, really ripped jeans, the type the wearer has torn themselves for 'fashion' purposes. 

5. Sunbed users, stupid, come on they cause skin cancer for sure. 

6.  Those who post on FB in the middle of the night that they can't sleep, doh you're sat up using your phone. 

7. Those who refer to 'tea' or 'dinner' as 'supper', in my book it makes you a posho.... in my childhood 'supper' was a half on a piece of toast with your sister, or a crumpet before bed, if you'd had an early tea and were a bit peckish. 

8. Very drunk Irish people who sing reminiscing songs of Ireland in kebab shops (never in Ireland), I could kill you in your beds as you sleep....

9.  Parents who talk to their children in Costa a smidge louder so all can hear what a wonderful time they are having with their darling child... "Oh Oliver, having a coffee with mummy with your frothy small milky thing, how delightful a child you are". To note the children never miather me, I quite like children. 

10.  People who wear massive woolly hats and scarves but no coat #Stupid 


So, I would judge these people and sit away from them in cafes, see I am horrible, but will enjoy my cuppa in peace not making eye contact with any mummies of small children... 

xx Emma-Louise 

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